Facebookers..

The Kind of 'Facebookers' I Hate


We probably all have people on our Facebook friends list that annoy the crap out of us. These are a few kinds of 'Facebookers' that annoy me. Also, these are not listed in any specific order.
1.) People who update their status every 5 minutes.
     Yes, I know that it's nice to take a shower, put on make-up, and then go out for a day with your best friends. That being said, it doesn't mean you have to make 50 posts a day about little things that you do. The best way to deal with these frequent updaters is to simply click the button that says "Hide all." This means that no matter how many different statuses they make, they will no longer appear on your newsfeed.

2.) Beliebers who post things about how they are in love with Justin Bieber.
      It's wonderful that you are in love. Who are you in love with? Oh, Justin Bieber? You don't even know him in person. He has no clue that you exist. If you want to write a status about how much you love someone, write about someone you actually know. If you have to put as your status "OMG!!1! One day I am going to marry Justin Bieber and have 7 children with him and we are going to live happily ever after. You guys are just jealous of our love," then you are pathetic. Yes, it IS okay to have a crush on a celebrity. No, it's NOT okay to constantly obsess over them 24/7 and say that you are in love when you don't even know each other. Get a boyfriend.

3.) Overly-mushy Facebook couples.
       I get it. Sometimes when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/something else, you want to let them know that you love/care about them every once in awhile. However, if your posts make everyone else want to vomit everywhere, please stop. It's not cute. Posting something like "I love you. Call me tonight," is okay once in a while. When it turns into "I love you and would die without you. You are my everything. I know we've only been dating for 3 days, but I'm totally in love with you. Want to go to the movies? We can make out in the back. That would be soooo hot. Text me. I don't know if I mentioned this but, I WUBBBBZZ UUUU!" then we have a problem. It's not cute. It's creepy and you sound like the kind of girl/guy that would kill someone who looked at him/her the wrong way, in my opinion.

4.) People who know how to spell words correctly, but don't.
     Adding extra letters to the ends of words or shortening the words isn't "cool." It's just annoying. If you want people to take you seriously, spell out the full word. It makes you look much more intelligent and people are more likely to respond. If you go around posting things such as "love life hate ppl wen u love or like the wrong person ppl call u 2 faced wat the hell ppl need 2 stay outa my biznes," don't expect people to care. Also, sometimes there is a word that we want to put, but we don't know how to spell. Look it up in a dictionary, or at least Google it. If that doesn't work, please pick a different word.

5.) When a girl/guy uploads a picture, says it is ugly, and then makes it their profile picture.
     A profile picture is supposed to be a nice looking photo. It's the picture people see next to all of your updates and when they view your profile page. If you think it's ugly, WHY DID YOU MAKE IT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE? I get it. You are an attention whore who says you are ugly so that people will say "No you're not!" Also, when this said picture gets one negative comment, this person will reply "I don't care what you say. I'm beautiful and I know it." If you know you are beautiful, that just proves that you are an attention whore.

6.) When someone posts slutty pictures.
     When you post a picture of yourself wearing low cut shirts, boobs pushed together, and skimpy shorts, you are a pathetic skank. Yes, you most likely WILL get a boyfriend/girlfriend. However, it is most likely going to be one that just sleeps with you and then leaves you. They probably only want to date you because you post photos where they can see your breasts and exposed skin, and not because you are a nice person. Also, if you upload pictures in the summer where you can only see your bikini and not your face, this is just as bad – especially if you make it your profile picture. You are just exposing your body. Good God, put some clothes on.
     
7.) When someone changes their relationship status every 5 minutes.
     I understand that some of you guys have relationship problems; however, it doesn't mean other people care. You guys are together. He says your pants make you look fat and you change it to single. You then make a status about how you overreacted and are back in a relationship. Then, he merely glances at another girl, and you change it to its complicated. For God's sake, make up your mind.

8.) When someone attacks a group of people in their status.
     Some people are racists, homophobes, or other kinds of bigots. This does not mean that you can go around posting "I hate ___ people. I hope they all die!" as your status. I actually have had this happen. My cousin posted a status saying something like "I saw two guy making out by the gym. So gross." The rest of it, I'm not even going to repeat. After that, another homophobic football player commented very nasty things that didn't stop, until a lesbian started commenting. Also, my friend told me to add a certain person that we both knew. After I accepted her friend request, she started posting about how much she hates black people, simply because ONE person said something mean to her. By posting a status like this, you are being mean to a whole group of people. You are offending anyone who is black. Do yourself a favor and remove that status, because you are just going to start a bunch of drama.
     
9.) People who post about how much they hate their friend(s)
     If you go around saying "Man I hate her She's the biggest bitch on the fucking planet," are you even really friends with this girl? Every friendship has its issues. Maybe one friend is mean and spills secrets, or they complain about everything and it annoys you. You should never go around bitching about others on Facebook though. It just makes YOU look like the bad person, because you will say rude things about someone who WAS your best friend. What are other people going to think? I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who did that. I would be afraid that it wouldn't be a genuine friendship and that if I do one thing wrong, they would bitch about me too. In the end, it doesn't matter what your friend did. If you only log onto Facebook to post something horrible about them, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

10.) When people post Farmville/Frontierville/other things on my wall.
     Let me make this clear. I DO NOT PLAY GAMES OR USE APPS ON FACEBOOK. I really don't care if you send me a goat on Farmville, or whether you have extra muffins and want to share some with me. I don't play the games, and I am just going to delete the post. Also, I don't care if you answered a question about me or if you think I have a great smile or not. Again, I will delete it.